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Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died

Yo’ mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

 

Yo’ mama so old her social security number is 1!

 

Yo’ mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

 

Yo’ mama's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.

 

Yo’ mama's so old, she used to baby-sit Yoda.

 

Yo’ mama's so old; her memory is in black and white

 

Yo’ mama's so old, her birth-certificate expired.

 

Yo’ mama's so old, she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block.

 

Yo’ mama's so old, she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro.

 

Yo’ mama's so old, she co-wrote the Ten Commandments.

 

Yo’ Mama's so old; she drove a chariot to high school.

 

Yo’ Mama's so old, she baby-sat for Jesus.

 

Yo’ Mama's so old, when she reads the bible she reminisces.

 

Yo’ mama so old, when Jesus said let there be light, she turned on the switch.

 

Yo’ Mama's so old, her butt crack sealed.

 

Yo’ mama so old she was best friends with Jesus.

 

Yo’ mama is so old that she gangbanged with the Hebrews.

 

Yo’ mama is so old God signed her yearbook.

 

Yo’ mama so old when Moses parted the red sea she was on the other side fishing

 

 

Yo’ mama smell so bad, she made Right Guard turn left,

Secret tell all,

Ban come off strike,

Tag quit the game,

And Michum Man get a sex change.

 

Yo’ mama so old and hairy, she has to wash her teeth and brush her butt.

 


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